The first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club. Some information is best served on a need to know basis. Fremont Brewing’s Heron Hunting Club is kind of like that. And at the same time, it is kind of not like that at all. I can’t really tell you what it’s like. Or why. I know this is weird, but I’ve been asked to tell you about something without actually telling you about it.
Here is what I am authorized to tell you: the mission involves Fremont Brewing, beer, food, and February 7th. Beyond that, I can only point you to an address where you may or may not receive more information if you ask nicely and use the pass phrase “the big blue bird flies at noon.” The address is [email protected] Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to email that address and request information about the Heron Hunting Club.
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